first laugh of the day..

(Friday 15th September 2006 12:21pm)

United States prosecutors have dropped all charges against Mardin Amin who claimed an airport security guard misheard him when she thought he'd said a penis pump in his backpack was actually a bomb.
The 29-year old was embarrassed to explain the small, black object to the security guard infront of his mother - so he whispered "pump".
The guard misunderstood and thought he had said "bomb", Mr Amin's lawyer told the court.

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**help**